SURFING ELOQUNECE PART 3
By Corky Carroll
Continuing with my series on surf terminology this week, after getting side-tracked for a couple weeks like I tend to do all the time, we pick up our exciting journey down the surfing alphabet on the letter F. For those of you who don’t surf you can use this stuff to semi effectively communicate with your surfing friends.
FROTHING: this is what you do after getting a great ride or when you are checking out an extremely hot babe. Also used to describe a giant wave that is just getting ready to break on you.
FUDGE TUNNEL: any break that has extremely dirty water.
FUNBOARD: a midsized surfboard usually used for small surf as it is very easy to ride.
GEEK: one of many terms used to describe one who lacks the surfular, cultural and social skills of those of us who are of a higher pedigree of human being.
GLASSED OFF: also called “glassy.” This describes a condition when there is no wind blowing and the ocean is as “smooth as glass.” This is also a term used by the “Iguana” and myself to describe our condition when we are watching the sunset from my deck and are on our first evening tequila. We are “glassing off.”
GNARLY: something extremely heavy or serious. Also used simply as “gnar.” As in “whoa dude, that bone crushing wipe out was totally gnar!”
GOING OFF: when a surf break or an individual is experiencing excellence. “The pier is really going off!”
GOOFYFOOT: someone who stands with their right foot forward. Left foot forward is Regular Foot. There is lore on how this all got started leading all the way back to a Disney cartoon back in the 1930’s that showed Goofy surfing with his right foot forward.
GREMLIN: this is used to describe a young and small surfer. In recent years the Aussies have sort of messed this up by introducing the term “grom,” short for grommet, that has more than less take over. A grem and a grom are the same thing.
GROVEL: this is the act of struggling in one way or another. “Larry is really groveling in the shorebreak today.” Or “Larry went groveling back to LuLu after she gave him the foot.”
GUN: a big wave surfboard. Long and drawn in towards the tail to hold in on giant waves.
HAMMERED: the act of getting slammed in one way or another. “Geeze, Freddie really got hammered on that one!”
HANG TEN: a longboarding move where the surfer walks to the nose of the board and hangs all ten of his toes over the nose. This is better than hanging 5.
HAOLE: this is good term to know and understand when you travel to Hawaii. It is there local term for “white person.” It is used in a negative way most of the time, but not always. But if you hear some big gnarly Hawaiian dude yell over to you, “Hey Haole…….,” it could be a good idea to beat it outta there quickly. That is usually followed by, “you like beef?” And trust me when I tell you that he is NOT asking you if you wanna come over to dinner.